Today we have the release blitz for MUSINGS OF A GOSSIP QUEEN by Victoria
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Title: Musings of a Gossip Queen
Author: Victoria Bright
Genre: Romantic Comedy
About Musings of a Gossip Queen:
Thoughts of the day:
1. Silas is a sex bomb
2. Madison is determined to ruin my life
3. Nothing online is EVER private, no matter how insane your
“strong” password is.
#FML
Gossip queen Blake Spencer thought she received the
opportunity of a lifetime when she was offered a writing position as a gossip
columnist at Hot Topic magazine. By day, she’s a model columnist that quickly
earns the respect of her team and boss but by night, she writes all the secrets
of those around her in a password-protected blog.
When the office mean girl has Blake's not-so-private blog
hacked and uploaded to the magazine's home page, the secrets are out and
Blake's "awesome life" starts to crumble around her. With her
friendships, budding relationship, and job on the line, Blake will have to
decide whether being a gossip queen is worth losing everything she's worked to
rebuild.
Exclusive Excerpt:
9:05am
Hot Topic magazine office
I try to make a quiet entrance and make my
way to my desk without anyone noticing Milo, but apparently my dog has other
plans. He barks as soon as his beady little eyes focuses on a stranger and
everyone looks over to me.
“Oh my goodness, a puppy!” Shayla squeals
as she jumps from her chair and dashes over to me. “It’s so precious!”
“Can I hold it?” Carrie Jo asks, holding
her hands out. I place Milo in her arms and watch as he licks her face and
barks, his tiny tail wagging. “I wish I could take this cute little thing home
with me! What’s its name?”
“His name is Milo,” I say as Carrie Jo
passes him to Shayla. Leo and Caesar walk over.
“What’s all the fuss—OH SWEET JESUS, IT’S A
PUPPY! I NEED THE PUPPY!” Leo exclaims and nearly snatches Milo from Shayla.
“Hey! I wasn’t done cuddling him!” she
complains. Leo holds Milo close to his chest and scratches him behind the ears.
“Isn’t he the cutest little thing!” he
says. “If I had a dog this small, I would dress it in the cutest little doggy
fashion. He would be the most fashionable dog on the block.”
“I’m sure,” I say and giggle.
A throat clears behind us. “Why is everyone
standing in the middle of the floor and not preparing for work?” Free Willy
barks. I roll my eyes. It seems like baby Jesus is taking a little longer than
I’d like in making her fall in to a sewer drain and disappearing.
Milo barks and growls, squirming in Leo’s
arms. I take him back and scratch him behind the ears to calm him as Madicunt
walks over to us. I know, Milo. I don’t like her either, the cunt.
“You brought a dog here?” she asks. I fight
the urge to roll my eyes again. Well, yes, Captain Obvious. I think the furry
animal in my arms would classify as a dog. When I don’t answer, she scoffs.
“Last I checked, this isn’t a doggy daycare.”
And last time I checked, this isn’t
SeaWorld, yet here she is.
“I have Gary’s permission and that’s the
only person’s opinion I care about in regards to my dog,” I answer.
“He’s cute and all, but why is he here?”
Caesar asks, scratching under Milo’s neck.
“Yeah, Blake, why is he here?” Madicunt
repeats, standing next to Shayla and folding her arms across her chest. I
almost want to slap the smirk that’s settled on her lips, but I have something
that’ll do the trick.
“Well if you must know, Silas and I have
something to work on this evening and there’s no telling when I’ll get back
home,” I say, gauging Madame Cunt’s face. “I don’t want to leave my helpless
little puppy all alone for hours when I could be gone all night. What kind of
puppy mom would I be to do such a thing?”
“A project, eh?” Caesar asks and chuckles.
“Is that what you kids are calling dates now?”
Before I could answer, Gary walks into the
work space and claps his hand. “Okay, guys, everyone get to work,” he says and
points to me. “I told you not to let that puppy be a distraction.”
“He won’t be. I promise!” I say and scurry
to my desk.
Madicunt stomps off to her desk and glares
at me from across the room. I bet that pea-sized brain of hers is probably
churning with all kinds of thoughts as she tries to figure out what Silas and I
are going to be doing. Wouldn’t be surprised if she even questions him about
it. She’s such a nark.
About the Author:
Victoria Bright is from a small town in North Carolina and currently
resides in Greenville, South Carolina. You can usually find her hoarding
bottles of Cool Blue Gatorade, playing The Sims when not writing, or obsessing
over Camaros.
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1 Comments
I really enjoyed the description of the book. Sounds like a fun read.
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